Anonymous asked - "Where are you getting that? Looks sick."

Under muh boobs :3 but yeah, Cory is a boss.

Gettin this baby next week 😍
vinebox:

the next avatar
theclocktower:

babyydall:

courtneycoles:

built-by-machines:

Are we just not going to acknowledge the exterminator’s van on the new Bob’s Burgers tonight? Because I think we should.

this is important and worthy of ALL praise!

Omg

Oh man, I hope this was real!
Slowly but surely making progress.

I’ve been looking at recipes and pictures of food all morning.

I think I had an orgasm.

Stoned and lonely movie date with myself and my thigh high socks.
preciouslittlemoleskine:

Should you tip your delivery drive? Yes. Yes you should. 
(By Hannah Grant) 

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

(via originaldean)

Preach 🙏
holy shit now I wanna watch Pan’s labyrinth